How our team of comedy writers create the very funny little jokes and hilarious puns you see on these posts.
Take a famous quote;I think — therefore I am.~ Rene Descartes
Make it sound stupid;I do not think — therefore I am not.
Here is the illustration of this principle:
One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, “Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?”. Descartes replied, “I think not.”, and promptly vanished.
Now we take the raw joke and convert it for Mojave Desert usage;
It was high noon and hot and dry in Splinkerton City. The street was empty with the exception of a half dozen of so horses hitched in front of the old Whiskey A Go-go saloon. Peg-leg rode up and dropped off his horse landing on his one good leg.
He crossed the wooden walkway.
“Step, thunk. Step, thunk.”
Slowly swinging the saloon doors open and stepping in.
“Rrrrreeeeee-eeeeee, thunk, step, thunk, step, thunk, step”
The swinging doors swing to a stop.
“Reeeeka-reeeka-reeka-reka-re … “
“Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?”
Peg-leg Descartes replied, “I think not.”, and promptly vanished.